Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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