Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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