? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm like, not good at living.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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