I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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