i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I just found puke in my bra..
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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