More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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