It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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