I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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