i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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