Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Randomize
