so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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