thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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