Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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