Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I feel great
I just peed on a car
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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