I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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