then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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