hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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