is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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