May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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