I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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