ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Randomize
