i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
