I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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