Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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