Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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