i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm always down for nudity.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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