Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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