dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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