STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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