I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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