It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?