So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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