I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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