69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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