You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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