I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just want to make out with him forever
I would fuck him just for his dog
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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