i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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