i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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