a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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