i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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