My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
