Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
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I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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