have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just had sex bonerless
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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