Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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