You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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