Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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