So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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