maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I think your dad took our porno
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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