dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I think my fart just growled at me.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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