just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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