yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i out mim tonsoeep
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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