Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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