remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I love having hate sex.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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