It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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