I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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