My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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