So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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